Today is my 18th birthday, par-tay!
Been a well good day, went to Sainsburys to get some booze and when the woman asked for my ID I showed it her, all proud that I was ‘of age’ and she was well moody with me! I mean come on, be pleased I’m not some 15 year old wasting your time, and you could at least say happy birthday! The waitress at TGI Fridays was lovely, she made me some balloons into flowers, so sweet, thank you Katie, you were a lovely waitress!
I use exclamation marks far too often
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